Rambling Faggy Tranny,
Living in Utah.
My name is Dexter and I was assigned the gender "female" at birth. Since December of 2008, there's been a whole lotta social and physical transition going on up in here. Why? To help my brain and body physiologically connect. Importantly, my gender identity (genderqueer) hasn't changed and doubtfully ever will. Male, female, genderqueer, he, she, ze... whatev.
I'm currently a college student and a McNair Scholar majoring in Psychology. I intend to nab me a PhD!
Kiddle Era:
Can you count, suckers? I say, the future is ours... if you can count!
UPDATE: A defense fund has been setup for Dr. Nicola Riley!
Charges against my doctor, Nicola Riley, have been DROPPED. The prosecution was unable to find a single reputable expert witness to testify at their conveniently timed anti-choice witch trial. A lot of unfortunate damage has been done - but, this is great news.
Go Buck Angels! I’m totally gonna make some.
I need to sleep. I have to wake up at 7:30am for school, work, and summer research tomorrow and yet, here I am, wide awake. No bueno. So now comes the time for a magical bedtime story! Gather ‘round.
Earlier tonight I woke up around 2 hours after going to sleep, which has happened a few times throughout this past year. The best way to describe it is as some sort of “erection” situation that causes me to wake up. I look at the clock and it seems like it’s about 2-3 hours after going to sleep. Boo.
When this happened before I ended up treating it as I did menstrual cramps back in the day: Ibuprofen. Every time the discomfort went away after an hour or so.
So this time? I immediately popped ma pills.
While waiting for the Ibuprofen to kick in, I was kept awake by feeling like I had to urinate - but nothing would trickle out. Talk about the most frustrating hour of trickling-while-perusing-google-and-wanting-to-just-go-back-to-sleep-ever. Although, via Googletastic-on-the-toilet, I learned about a whole slew of what appear to be incredibly agonising conditions involving similar symptoms (e.g. urinary tract infection - not me), and came across some helpful advice in a forum that did pertain to my dealio.
A feller made a post complaining that, if he urinated right after ejaculation, he would experience a need to urinate (minus urine) for hours afterwards. In response, someone relayed that he, too, had a similar situation and wraps a towel soaked in hot water around his testicles to alleviate the discomfort. Not surprisingly, the hot towel shindig helped me out a great deal also, until the magical Ibuprofen finally, at long last, kicked in. Which it has now, 100%. I will now end this bedtime story (Disney should steal it from me!) and journey back to the land of zzz’s.
Speaking of warm towels, who doesn’t love them?? The utility stretches far beyond that of testicles.


